The first time I saw Georgie gnawing on a rawhide, I thought, “Cute. Like a tiny, fluffy shark.” Then I noticed the distinct, um, aroma that accompanied her dental efforts. It wasn’t a fresh, minty breeze. It was more like a dumpster fire after a particularly garlicky meal. And Georgie, bless her sweet, oblivious heart,…
One Tuesday morning, at precisely 6:17 AM, Georgie, then a fluffy, adorable four-pound torpedo of mischief, decided my vintage Persian rug was, in fact, an oversized pee pad. My sleepy groan was met with a wagging tail and an innocent, “Who, me?” look that could melt glaciers. This, dear readers, was just one of many…
Georgie was a blur of white fluff and sheer indignation. We were at the park, and a particularly enthusiastic golden retriever, mistaking her for a particularly robust squeaky toy, had just nudged her with its nose. Georgie, who weighs less than a well-hydrated chihuahua, crumpled dramatically. My heart seized. Then, the golden, realizing its mistake,…
I was halfway through explaining the intricacies of my new sourdough starter to my husband when a blur of white and tan launched itself from the back of the sofa, clearing the coffee table with surprising grace. Georgie, our 10-pound Morkie, landed with a triumphant “yip” directly on my chest, effectively ending my fermentation monologue….
Last Tuesday, I found Georgie, my Morkie, tangled in a rogue tumbleweed of her own fur under the kitchen table, looking like a miniature, fluffy abominable snowman. She’d just had her annual groom a few weeks prior, and yet, there she was, a walking advertisement for the sheer volume of hair a tiny creature can…
I swear, Georgie had a phase where every single toy I bought for her lasted precisely eight minutes before being decapitated, disemboweled, or otherwise rendered unrecognizable. It was less of a toy collection and more of a crime scene. Plushies, rubber balls, ropes – you name it, she’d turn it into a fluffy, squeaky nightmare….
One sunny afternoon, Georgie, my tiny Morkie, decided she was done with the concept of walking. We were halfway through what should have been a delightful stroll around the park when she simply sat down, dug her heels in (metaphorically, of course – her tiny paws barely make an impression), and refused to budge. A…
Best Dog Food for Morkies in 2026 Feeding a morkie sounds simple until you realize how many options are out there — and how many of them are not designed for a 6-pound dog with a sensitive stomach and the palate of a food critic. Dr. Georgie has been through the kibble trenches. Here’s what…
When Georgie first arrived, a tiny fluffball with ears too big for her head, leaving her alone was simply not an option. Not because she was a puppy, mind you, but because the moment the door clicked shut, the neighbors were treated to a symphony of high-pitched yelps and mournful howls that would make a…
The first time Georgie flew, she howled like a banshee trapped in a designer carry-on. Not during the flight, mind you. Oh no, that would have been too predictable. She waited until we were settled in the rental car, a Honda CR-V that suddenly felt incredibly small, and then she let loose a guttural wail…